100
things I have done:
- 1. Created 3 awesome
kids
- 2. Got married
twice to the same woman
- 3. Drove 130mph+
on the Autobahn in Germany
- 4. Got tattood
and pierced more than once
- 5. Barfed after
drinking too much more than once
- 6. Learned to juggle
- 7. Lived alone
- 8. Lived with others
- 9. Took a photography
class
- 10. Raced 3 types
of bicycle
- 11. Owned a Vespa
and Lambretta at the same time
- 12. Fell asleep
at the wheel, crashed, and lived obviously
- 13. Had my appendix
removed
- 14. Broke 5 bones
at different times
- 15. Got kicked
out of the same party 5 times
- 16. Bought a Playstation
after trying it once
- 17. Bought a Playstation2
- 18. Built a PC
from purchased parts
- 19. Went to Europe,
twice
- 20. Drank at the
Haufbrau Haus in Munich
- 21. Got drunk in
Italy
- 22. Got fired from
a job
- 23. Owned more
than one VW
- 24. Played golf
with a glow-in-the-dark ball
- 25. Went to the
Grand Canyon
- 26. Got in a fist
fight over nothing
- 27. Hiked a mountain
- 28. Got busted
at Disneyland
- 29. Rode the Kamikaze
Downhill and survived
- 30. Learned to
surf
- 31. Rode my bicycle
128 miles in one day
- 32. Hand plant
on 10 feet transition with 2 feet of vert
- 33. Para-sailed
over Lake Tahoe
- 34. Build an engine
that actually ran
- 35. Raced a Vespa
and Lambretta
- 36. Got drunk in
Las Vegas
- 37. Ran a red light
in Switzerland in a rental car
- 38. Ate cow brains
and liked it
- 39. Grew a cayenne
pepper plant
- 40. Bought a house
- 41. Refinanced
a mortgage
- 42. Ran from cops
and got away once
- 43. Got arrested,
twice
- 44. Jogged 4 miles
and hated it every step of the way
- 45. Learned HTML
- 46. Went back to
school and got an "A" in Algebra II.
- 47. Built a dog
house, twice
- 48. Changed a flat
tire
- 49. Bought a new
vehicle, twice
- 50. Bought a Chevy
truck
- 51. Moved 20 times
since 1989-2001
- 52. Got laid off
from an internet company
- 53. Owned stock
in a Fortune 500 company
- 54. Passed out
in a 7-11
- 55. Learned to
build bicycle wheels
- 56. Saw a Van Gogh
- 57. Drank a bee
and got stung in the mouth
- 58. Shot a shotgun
- 59. Caught a fish
- 60. Drove getaway
in a beer run, twice
- 61. Went to a tattoo
convention
- 62. Had braces
on my teeth, twice
- 63. Won a bike
race, several times
- 64. Peed on my
friend's bedroom door
- 65. Voted for Gore
- 66. Replaced a
toilet
- 67. Sold beer bottle
caps on Ebay
- 68. Vowed to never
go to Wal-mart ever again
- 69. Got a perfect
score on my driving test
- 70. Pierced my
ear myself
- 71. Rode my bike
to work
- 72. Took Vicodin
for kicks
- 73. Got drunk and
barfed at the company Xmas party
- 74. Ate a cow tongue
burrito
- 75. Went to a NASCAR
race, 3 times
- 76. Saw the Rolling
Stones
- 77. Broke a bike
in half
- 78. Got punched
in the mouth
- 79. Programmed
4 remotes into 1
- 80. Went to the
NBA Finals, twice
- 81. Had a shot
of Demeral for pain
- 82. Sold a paper
McDonald's cup on Ebay
- 83. Smoked cigarettes
- 84. Quit smoking
- 85. Went to Graceland
- 86. Ruined a holiday
by breaking bones, twice
- 87. Owned a Nikon
- 88. Lived with
a band
- 89. Fell off of
a moving vehicle (truck)
- 90. Got air in
a car in San Francisco
- 91. Competed in
a scavenger hunt
- 92. Got a hair
cut in Italy
- 93. Ordered food
in Germany speaking German
- 94. Been to 13
states
- 95. Been to 6 countries
- 96. Had my luggage
lost, then found
- 97. Bought a dog
- 98. Owned a convertible
- 99. Jumped off
a cliff into water
- 100. Smoked a bowl
at 11,053 feet.
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