So today I get on the freeway and traffic stops. Literally, stops. It took me 20 minutes to go about 200 yards to get off the mo-fo. I called my wife and she said there was a big wreck and they were landing a chopper to carry off the injured. Great. It took me an additional 45 minutes to navigate around the area to get to the long-cut so I could get to work 30 minutes late. The traffic after the wreck was non existant. I was flying all the way to the 5.
On to a subject dear to me. Some dumb mother fuckers in Kern county have tried to teach creationism in the classroom as philosophy. This would be incredibly laughable but these morons actually came close to pulling it off. It took the threat of a lawsuit by parents to stop the stupidity. Read all about it right here.
Since I am on the subject of dumb mother fuckers how about the idiots that tried to extort money from Wendy’s with a finger tip. Haha assholes! Get ready for a long prison sentence! Read about Anna Ayala and her stupid-ass husband. I would bet that they thought they were going to be living the good life. Stupid rims on expensive cars, a big house with a dead lawn. Get with it you snakes. Trying to score like this never works. See you in 9 years!
