Think you own the road? Do you drive like shit? If so, You Suck!

Are you a fucking asshole, too? If so check back often enough you may see your own dumb monkey ass here in this collection of retards. A few points:

1. How do you gain entry into this elite club of shitheads? Just drive like you normally do, asshole, and if I am in the area I will take your picture and post it here for all to see.

2. Is this legal? Of course! Is your driving legal? Of course not asshole! That is why your image is here!

3. Need to get a little refresher, asshole? Check out http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/calaw.html and read the law for yourself dickhead.

4. How can you, a friendly law abiding driver, submit a story or pic? Send the details to driversthatsuck@fiddy.com and if I approve I will post it.

About this amazing piece of work: I drive. You drive. I drive better than you. I got 100% on my driving test (Fremont, CA DMV office, 1988). You have probably never been near a DMV. This site and my grief have spawned from your ineptitude and total disregard for the public around you. I drive on the 14, the 5, the 405, and the 118 everyday. I see you out there talking on your phone while swerving all over, doing your makeup, like it really helps. You can paint a turd and guess what? It's still a turd. Save your money and get some tinted windows so your made up face won't be seen here if you decide to release your inner asshole. Is it necessary to swerve uncontrollably into the carpool lane at 90 mph when you see a brake light? No. I hope you wreck yourself off the highway. The death and destruction that takes place on the 14 every year proves, proves, that you cannot drive. Fuck you mother fucker.

Disclaimer: I am not lumping all drivers into one piece of shit bucket. I know some of you can drive perfectly well, just like me. However, the "winners" you see here really do suck. All of the pictures and tales you will read are only a small portion of what I see daily. Due to time constraints and the massive amount of incredibly bad driving I can only post the worst of the worst. Enjoy.

Date of incident: 10/19/04 8:02 am Highway 14 southbound. Some kind of Chrysler piece of shit. CA license number 3KGH131. Another fast lane turtle.

This woman was so clueless as to what she was doing I started yelling in my car. She was doing about 62 mph when the rest of traffic was doing a minimum of 75 mph. As you can see the lane is open to her right, did she move over according to the law? Fuck no, fucking bitch. She is probably related to the asshole I passed barely 2 minutes before!

CA Vehicle code violation(s): CA VEH Code 21654.  (a) Notwithstanding the prima facie speed limits, any vehicle proceeding upon a highway at a speed less than the normal speed of traffic moving in the same direction at such time shall be driven in the right-hand lane for traffic or as close as practicable to the right-hand edge or curb, except when overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction or when preparing for a left turn at an intersection or into a private road or driveway.

Date of incident: 10/19/04 8:00 am Highway 14 southbound. Nissan Maxima CA license number 3WSD761. Watch out for this slow poke.

This is the thing that makes the 14 absolute fucking hell every day. Assholes like this that sit in the "fast" lane and cruise 64 mph. Goddam, move it!!! Of course I got a great picture of this moron from the side. He was in such a trance he didn't even notice me and the camera. Click on the picture to see his profile.

CA Vehicle code violation(s): CA VEH Code 21654.  (a) Notwithstanding the prima facie speed limits, any vehicle proceeding upon a highway at a speed less than the normal speed of traffic moving in the same direction at such time shall be driven in the right-hand lane for traffic or as close as practicable to the right-hand edge or curb, except when overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction or when preparing for a left turn at an intersection or into a private road or driveway.

No picture available~ crap! Date of incident: 10/18/04 6:30 pm. Rinaldi Ave. San Fernando Valley. Late model Grand Am, burgundy color, CA license number 4XYC931, expired in June 2004. Fucking scofflaw bitch.

This asshole pulled a real asshole move. I had come up to an intersection and had to stop at a point that left a gap in front of me so cars could pass across the intersection. This bitch in her Grand AM decides this is her space now. She takes the liberty to pull in front of me and take the space and block the intersection. What the hell? I didn't have my camera so I didn't get a picture of this genuine asshole. I hope she gets her piece of crap impounded for failing to get it registered.

CA Vehicle code violation(s): CA VEH Code 22400.  (a)  No person shall bring a vehicle to a complete stop upon a highway so as to impede or block the normal and reasonable movement of traffic unless the stop is necessary for safe operation or in compliance with law.

Date of incident: 10/16/04 3:15 pm. 101 Eastbound SoCal. Early 90's Toyota Van. Piece of shit. Lots of lame stickers on the back. Beware.

So this is the first entry in "You Suck." This asshole is seen here telling me I am #1. Thanks Asshole! He was swerving his piece of shit-van all over the 101 in Calabasas in stop and go traffic. Once we got past the crash that caused the traffic this dick started swerving across lanes for what appeared to be no reason. He cut in front of me in a totally reckless manner, and also cut off a pickup at the same time. His co-asshole was obviously horrified at his asshole-itude. Fuck you asshole. I laugh, you stress into a heart attack! Enjoy death fucker!

CA Vehicle code violation(s): CA VEH Code 21658. (a) A vehicle shall be driven as nearly as practical entirely within a single lane and shall not be moved from the lane until such movement can be made with reasonable safety.

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